Dec 7

National tell your crush you like them day through text

Girl: ask her out in person tomorrow
Boy: no I'm doing it right now
Girl: why? It would be so much better in person!
Boy: it's Dec 7!

by Justin's cracked December 7, 2020

Green 7

A seven that happens to be green, the funniest number to ever exist.

He just wouldn't stop laughing at the green 7, it was kinda scary honestly.

by Birdus the great January 3, 2019

April 7

A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.

Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!

Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING

someone: I’ve bee waiting forever

by Frognut November 2, 2020

December 7

National hype each other up day

Rae Rae:hey it’s December 7 you look beautiful and you are awesome
Sally:thank you, you too

by _xx.lilah.xx_ December 7, 2020

December 7

National fuck your girlfriend day. No matter the circumstances. Even if she’s on her period or vomiting. Also the 7th day of Destroy dick december

Sam: aye bro it’s december 7
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day
Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?

by Frankie the Frog Destroyer December 5, 2019

7-7-10-7-5-3-2

An overcomplicated variant of the famous 0-3-5 joke used by guitarists who are unsuccessfully trying to be original

Guitarist : yeah man, just finished to learn Eruption only using my pinky
Chad : Yes, but can you play 7-7-10-7-5-3-2 ?
Guitarist : wat

by Soockamasook April 24, 2021

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003