Male Karen. Middle aged man, more often than not a white middle- to upper-class cisgender straight male, makes supposed solutions to his problems an inconvenience for others either directly or indirectly. Often mansplains, drives aggressively, is given to fits of rage and swearing. Subset is highly passive aggressive and pouty. Often narcissistic and oblivious. Interrupts and talks over people. Is a terrible listener. Ruminates and catastrophizes. Blatantly cuts in line, even in front of the elderly or disabled. Takes parking stalls which others are already signally for. Notoriously bad driver at all-way stops and traffic circles.
Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Look: that fucking Gary has at least 30 grocery items at the express check-out lane. Hey! Go fuck yourself Gary!!
by kitschyster September 9, 2021
Get the Garymug. by yeetboi2223 September 6, 2019
Get the garymug. by Dirty Fredericks June 12, 2021
Get the Garymug. Gary’s are peacemakers and diplomats. They have the solution to every problem, and will encourage people to chat and solve their problems. Even if drama is drawn to them, they will never let it get them down and just get on with it. Gary’s are strong and you should be proud to have one in your life because they will be there for you and save you. Gary’s are funny and will always make you smile and brighten your day. They work hard for people and you should always be grateful instead of taking them for granted.
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
Get the Garymug. by dickman123456789 October 31, 2022
Get the gary god lovemug. Marcie: Did that kid Gary just pass by over here?
Luthor: Yeah and he’s passing out peas and carrots over by the stable
Marcie: How’s that for a first class field trip? He can pass onions and potatas
Luthor: And eggplant and pumpkin!
Luthor: Yeah and he’s passing out peas and carrots over by the stable
Marcie: How’s that for a first class field trip? He can pass onions and potatas
Luthor: And eggplant and pumpkin!
by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023
Get the Garymug. Gary "I can get people expelled and put several kids into therapy unfairly and he still likes me!!"
(Gary instantly gets Jimmy, Pete, and others expelled or therapy)
Gary "ha ha ha ha, I rule this school."
(Gary instantly gets Jimmy, Pete, and others expelled or therapy)
Gary "ha ha ha ha, I rule this school."
by rileyissushi September 24, 2020
Get the Garymug.