ash dick

A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)

Man... It's been awhile. I'm getting an ash dick

by Nasteh March 1, 2016

barrel dick

A penis that is very short with a big girth (round) wen hard. Very comical looking. Looks like a little tugboat that could. Also known as soup can dick. Popular names in Midwest with developmental disabilities.

They thought he would be great in bed until they realized while skinny dipping at the lake that he's got barrel dick or soup can dick. Too short and painful too wide round. It would rip and never get to the places of pleasure so short.

by Cricket 007 March 11, 2016

dick kissing

A person who is always on their knees stooping lower then the other person. Doing anything and what ever the person is telling them to do.

Why are you always dick kissing that person

by Shikyotenshu April 1, 2016

marijuana dick

When a dude's senses are so dulled by pot he can't get a hard on. Similar to vodka dick.

Last night sucked. My man pulled out his bong and wound up with a case of marijuana dick.

by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016

dick fluffles

The fluff of ones penis after having spent a day in tight underwear.

Damn I've got some bad dick fluffles after last night and Tony's

by juiceand98others July 7, 2017

sharpened dick

A fancy term for an erection of the male penis

"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."

"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"

by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017

dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017