Pull up your fucking pants and shit

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together

Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

by ifidothenimightmissyouBHEBE October 13, 2009

pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u

(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.

by Jordan March 14, 2005

pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.

we;re pulling staff out of your ass

by gabs 1232 June 22, 2009

trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

Hi this is for my friend if your not her leave

Hey Farrah I think Otto likes you not as a friend

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

by Sophie is conney November 20, 2020

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009