in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very laid-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

by budderbin April 10, 2023

oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.

She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.

by Psychostench April 19, 2023

GET BACK IN THE BAG NEBBY

A pokemon meme where nebby won't stay in the bag

GET BACK IN THE BAG NEBBY!

by Pseudonympsedonym April 22, 2023

coochie bag

A goofy name for a usually small bag that most women probably carry around, mainly on their period, that has personal hygiene products in it

Girl 1:"Dammit! My period just started!"
Girl 2:"Then maybe you carry around a coochie bag."

by xXT1dd1e_LuV3r420Xx April 23, 2023

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

black-bagged

When the police is trying to silence you and puts a black bag over you. Commonly used by China against protestors.

You better not raise a blank sheet of paper over your head if you go to China or else you'll get black-bagged and disappeared.

by Memph85 May 3, 2023

Peg bag

When you’re being pegged from behind, and someone reaches around and plays with your ball bag

Isabel pegged me last night corrr it was amazing she even gave me a peg bag!

by Harrydale May 5, 2023