saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
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Get the Butt kittens mug.A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.
The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?
John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
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Get the Butt baby mug.This is a truly humiliating attack one can do to a boy. It involves the simple act of hitting them in the balls, usually with a quick flick motion. When he is doubled over in pain it is followed by a painful slap on the ass. It’s a spanking they won’t forget and whoever does it is a badass.
Example 1
Jake: Why is everyone laughing at robin?
Tanner: Jordan attacked him. It was a sac tap butt slap
Jake: Damn!
Example 2
Brent was standing around minding his own business when Robin and Derek got him with a sac tap butt slap. Robin hit him in the balls, Derek slapped his ass. It was embarrassing for Brent.
Jake: Why is everyone laughing at robin?
Tanner: Jordan attacked him. It was a sac tap butt slap
Jake: Damn!
Example 2
Brent was standing around minding his own business when Robin and Derek got him with a sac tap butt slap. Robin hit him in the balls, Derek slapped his ass. It was embarrassing for Brent.
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Get the sac tap butt slap mug.Nathan: "The ends of a bag are never great to smoke, you always have too much or too little left. Man, fuck butt joints."
by skroopy June 5, 2018
Get the Butt joint mug.To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
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