Rube Goldfish

The tourist guy from SpongeBob SquarePants who says amazing

My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish

by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023

five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

The Golden Rule

If there’s a hole there’s a goal

Some guy: I don’t know if I should go for that person, they’re pretty weird
Some dude named Elijah: Well, if there’s a hole there’s a goal, that’s the golden rule after all!

by Gregory McGraw December 19, 2023

Vegas Golden Knights

A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.

The Vegas Golden Knights are frauds

by drshallow69 January 4, 2024

Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.

- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.

by Best_celler January 14, 2024

CHICO GOLBO

The biggest shit on a plate you will ever meet. When i say this thing is toxic i mean manhattan project type of toxic. My insides rot just thinking about him and coming in contact with him irl is an easy way to speedrun stage 5 ovarian cancer, and i dont even have ovaries!

You hear about "CHICO GOLBO"

yeah why?
He gave me aids...

by Blobfishyfingers February 3, 2024

Guacamole Gold-Rush

Where a women holds two halves of an avocado up to a set of balls while pissing in the mouth of the avocado holder.

Hey Larry, why don’t you go find you a women that’ll Serve you up a guacamole gold-rush?

by Blackstudmuffin February 6, 2024