jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community

That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed

by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018

Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things

Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack

by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020

Handy jacked

When someone refuses to pay for work completed.

I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.

by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021

Jack in the box

Feed a girl a lot of beans and taco bell then the Male processed to lock her in a box then after 3 hours cut a hole in that box and put your nose in that hole and sniff for as long as you possibly can

P1:dude what's that smell

P2:oh me and my girl just di the Jack in the box

by Fart fest April 24, 2020

Jack Fisher

This Fuckin Retard doesn't know what is happening...like ever.

Man: Where The fuck am I?
Other man: This dumb ass is such a Jack Fisher.

by Big Black Man Tyreek November 29, 2023

jack spencer

A “jack spencer” is an individual with a rather sharp jawline which can make them appear to have a square head

Derrick is such a jack spencer, i bet he could slice an apple with that jawline

by User253946 January 1, 2023

The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).

Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.

by mali69 August 21, 2024