a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 8, 2014
Get the douche bagmug. Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b
by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020
Get the Sleeping Bag For Sausagesmug. Hym "Ok, I'll stop 😆"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2022
Get the Trash bagsmug. by Tortoise84 July 19, 2024
Get the Draculas tea bagmug. When you are planning on very sloppy sex and decide to lay a garbage bag down beforehand. The sound of the bag during sex is the garbage bag jingle.
by Duwmeister April 20, 2018
Get the garbage bag jinglemug. by Tiger Words January 14, 2017
Get the Douche Bagsmug. by aw9 January 25, 2019
Get the 5p bagmug.