Metro-Sexual Face

referring to somebody like a kip, who has a clear face and is clearly a faggot. Hes long walks in the park and enjoys a nice martini when neccessary. his favorite show is sex in the city, but he knows nothing about fashion. Oh and more thing CHICKEN CRAW!!!

for example the metro-sexual face got kicked out because he was metro-sexual!!!!

by fuck fuck guy May 23, 2010

jack nasty face

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

by Rufus December 16, 2004

Black-Faced Drunk

or simply black-faced. A state of inebriation with the combined magnitude of black-out drunk and shit-faced hence "black-faced." One experiencing such a state tends to lose so much social cognizance that he or she will find enacting black-face not only unoffensive but hilarious without regard for it being viewed generally as taboo.

I started drinking yesterday afternoon to cope with my depression, but it got out of hand, and by evening I was black-faced drunk performing impressions to my neighbors resulting in my receiving of a beat-down of biblical proportions.

by cbebop7 November 22, 2010

in the face ass nigga

A word used in philly poking fun at anything one of your peoples are doing

Man you ol' wearin overalls in the summer in the face ass nigga.
Man you ol' aint got no money for the club in the face ass nigga
Man you ol' cant get no hoes in the face ass nigga

by Earl Williams May 21, 2006

bread facing

The most beautiful sport/art in the world

The only way to get into the cult was too bread facing

by Estadaddy May 8, 2018

baby chocolate face

A baby chocolate face can be achieved by first having anal intercourse with a pregnant woman followed by vaginal intercourse. The feces at the end of the penis touches the fetus' face, hence baby chocolate face.

That pregnant woman just received a baby chocolate face.

by jdrama11 July 19, 2009

field goal face

a huge gap in her teeth, enough possibly to kick a field goal.

shes got field goal face...you can kick a field goal through her teeth..nasty.

by johnny shocker January 26, 2006