deuchewa

a)Someone who's being/ acting retarded
b)someone who pisses you off
c)someone who's mean to you for no reason
d)someone who doesn't comment you back on myspace.
Or just a really annoying person you dislike.

"Shut up, you're being such a deuchewa"

"Look at her, she's such a slut.
"I know, she's a deuchewa."

by LelahMunster December 6, 2007

deuche noodle

Is an insult used for a girl that needs to deuche.

Are we at the aquarium or is she a deuche noodle?

by LiL. O. April 12, 2008

Deuche Kidoo

A term used to accentuate the severe stupidity of a friend or acquaintance. Typically more offensive to those who are not close friends with the individual using said phrase.

Way to suck, Deuche Kidoo!
You guys are a bunch of Deuche Kidoos.

by Corey Spencer December 20, 2008

douch mover

someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.

Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.

What a douch mover!

by Wachichi July 13, 2009

deuche packer

a jerk/deuche who can shove it

Rob was such a deuche packer when he tripped Angela.

by twinsisdoc October 29, 2009

Doucemonic

adj: either 1)so douchy that one is evil; or the more common 2)a truly evil entity prone to placation, embellished rocker tees and awful deeds.

I can't believe that doucemonic guy in the club tried to slip me a ruffie.

Jon Gosselin went totally doucemonic.

douce men mid-life crisis

by wrygrrl February 10, 2010

Deucherize

(verb) To make oneself on somthing look deuchy

On Lax Bro day during spirit week the entire school deucherized themselves when wearing thier Lax jerseys and calling each other "bro".

by ZZZCrafter April 6, 2010