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by The true Dick hipster December 13, 2013
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Jack: Hey dawg, did you end up hooking up with Jenny last night? She was all over you.
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Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
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Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water
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