National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!

Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?

by mishter August 29, 2021

National sonic day

The 31st of August is national sonic day so go get some sonic!

Hey wanna go get some sonic it’s national sonic day!

by Ovejita_nat August 31, 2022

National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks

Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks

by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

National send nudes day

April 13th a day where u send 3-5 nudes to your partner

National Send nudes day: Send this to your partner and they have to send you close ups of there fully naked body

by 123467542467 April 13, 2023

National give your girl your sweatshirt day

Feb 8th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day! It will make her so so happy and she will love you forever. Pro tip: Make it smell like you;)

Max: Bella here’s my hoodie because it’s National give your girl your sweatshirt day!

Bella: Aw, it smells so good. Ur the best:))

by B.briggs February 7, 2021