poor cunt

Someone who's extremely down on their luck, having a very rough time in life.
Said with empathy towards the recipient.

Man I was down at the shops earlier, I saw some poor cunt trip over and faceplant... looked pretty serious, blood and everything!

by ozbugga October 04, 2023

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Cunts-On-A-String

Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.

The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend

by Little-Kwak June 08, 2024

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cunts on a string

A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way

The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going

by Mole_qwertybollocks July 15, 2024

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papa cunt

When your baby daddy is a cunt, he is a papa cunt. Papa cunts, the biggest cunts of them all, you could call them the alpha cunt. Often found in groups (cunt clans) in Wetherspoons having a 'cheeky pint with the lads', probably when they were supposed to be taking care of their kid.

"My baby daddy keeps changing the days he's supposed to have Junior but hates when I change days"
"What a papa cunt"

by Mumma Smurf March 02, 2024

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