smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell

The ultimate banned riff that is never to be played but is often requested

“That’s pretty cool, but can you play smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell“

by RatteCat January 15, 2021

Work like a dog

To work like a dog means to do regular work on the Sabbath.

Please do not work like a dog on God's holy Sabbath.

by Be holy August 4, 2019

hung like a horse

hungry like a horse, starving

"Damn, she ate like 12 donuts! Must've been hung like a horse."
"I'm kinda hung myself, might grab a sandwich on the way back"

by strange_harmonics September 23, 2024

That’s like garlic to my ears

When someone tells you something that is not good to hear

Person 1: I don’t like you

Person 2: That’s like garlic to my ears

by Theodidit March 30, 2024

Is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

The age old question, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

@darshlix: is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@terrrybooty: wait…is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?
@darutorizz: actually, is that what leapypeanut looks like IRL?

by Burpfart November 18, 2023

Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.

Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!

by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023