Jack

Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.

Police: who broke this?
Jack friends: Jack did!

by Billis stages July 4, 2024

Jack In The Box

my first love

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*

by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024

Jack

a person who is so self absorbed they like to play with women's feelings.

oh look its jack hes such a dick

by B0nes:D July 23, 2024

Jack Dean

- capper of the century

Man that dude is such a jack dean, he always flakes.

by Yeahhhhyuh July 24, 2024

jack my ass

Think about it, don’t fuck with me.

Don’t jack my ass Eric!

by Dieselsmokez July 27, 2024

jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.

"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."

by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024

Jack Pardella

The gimp of zyneous

Yeah he’s like the “Jack Pardella” of our friend group

by Jenna Tollseus August 3, 2024