A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death

He's on a one way life jerk

by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

One direction

One direction used to be the biggest boy band. They went on a hiatus in 2016. It consisted of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. People part of their fandom were called Directioners. People who met them were very lucky.

"yo dude, I met One Direction!"

"Mate, that's awesome! You're so lucky!"

by Livvvvvvvvvv March 28, 2020

one dead

it is another way of referring to the boy band One Direction since they split up in 2015

those girls are still obsessing about one dead

by albalacalva March 29, 2020

Bang you one time

Knocking someone out with your fist or an object

"Aii Man from me blud move or ill bang you one time"

by S2trappyinthemix April 2, 2020

That One Image

When you are about in your early teenage years, you'll be scrolling through google, looking at whatever the fuck you looked up. Then, after a lot of scrolling, you see it. It, being the one picture that transmits a sexual feeling. You decide to look deeper into the internet, using rule 34 sites and such.

Essentially, it's the one picture that turns you on and makes you want to masturbate for the first time.

Person 1: Hey, you remember when you first started masturbating?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw That One Image and it totally set me off...

by Murder_is_okay April 2, 2020

one-anothering

One anothering is when you do things for others.

It came to me from the Bible. There are over 50 times where the phrase "one another" is used. Take care of one another. lead one another, mentor one another. feed one another. love one another and so on. I have a tattoo that says "One another each other.... God" as a daily reminder to do for others... My friends, Show love to each other.. One another each other.

We need to teach our kids to one-another each other.

Especially in this time of crisis... We need to one-another each other.

One-anothering should be taught to children early on to help them learn compassion and empathy...

by Dani65 April 5, 2020