Shit Sheets

Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.

Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???

by Captian Dinosaur Wrangler March 22, 2011

shit-flicked

When you take a dump and there is a bit of shit left on the toilet basin.

who the hell shit-flicked in my toilet, gross!

by swayzzz123 July 2, 2011

Shit Trained

To be bombarded with insults and attacks after an incident meant to be a secrete is revealed

Justin Bieber was shit trained when word got out he got a girl preggers.

by mollgion November 7, 2011

Shit Gamble

When a person has to leave the house at an exact time, or has visitors coming over and they need to shit. They gamble that they'll have enough time to shit.

"Last night we had guests coming over and I decided to shit gamble - It didn't work"

by tantg69 August 31, 2011

Shit hammock

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong hoping it won’t fall over the sides.

Friend: I’m going to shit myself!

Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.

by Baby hulk April 13, 2023

Schiavone Shit

A shit you take immediately following a bath or shower; making cleaning your butthole completely pointless.

Dude, didn't you just take a shower?
Yeah, but then I had to take another one because I had a Schiavone shit after the first one.

by n8tert8er April 16, 2023

shit helicopter

When you have such bad diarrhea that it shoots out of the sides of the toilet seat.

A- when i had food poisoning, i had such bad diarrhea that it ended up in a shit helicopter

B- jesus

by abblecraber December 6, 2022