Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

jack pepper

jack pepper is an emo bitch who cuts himself with eyebrow raxzors and has an alchoholic dad who doesnt love him and a mum who throws knives at him

jack pepper cuts himself

by friedchickenandwatrmelonblack August 11, 2024

jack coward

sweaty fortnite monster with a stonking room

dont be a jack coward

by lizzoharrison August 16, 2024

Jack & Amy Lightfoot

A couple that showed everyone else what living life truly could mean. That love could keep us alive and once in awhile a cool change IS for the better. That there is a once in a lifetime Lady for one long haired hippy boy up on Cripple Creek.

Damn that couple could be as happy as Jack & Amy Lightfoot one day.

by The daughter of Jack & Amy ... January 16, 2023

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Whip-Jacked

Getting punched in the face so hard, that you get whiplash.

“Bro, David got into a fight yesterday!”
“Yeah I know, I heard he got Whip-Jacked and passed the fuck out!”

by Charlie The Moth Man January 18, 2023

Jack Knezific

An absolute cutesy-poo, but still a manly man. His firm thighs are hot as hell, his kawaii giggle will make you drip. He makes all the ladies fall in love.

ohh That Jack Knezific is one cute boy, but still manly

Jack Kn

by Mink673 January 19, 2023