Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023

Doing the Fortnite

Doing the Fortnite is a child-friendly way of saying “Having sex”

Child: “Mother, father what are the loud bangs consign from your room?”
Mother: “ oh we are just doing the Fortnite dear”

by Th4tDumb_Ch1ld February 6, 2022

Sonny do's

When your elderly mom or dad hands you a list of some chores or light maintenance work to do around around their house, it is a collection of "sonny do's".

I need to go to my mom's for the weekend, she has some Sonny do's for me.

by ElCommissioner February 23, 2022

Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.

Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019

Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".

"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."

by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022

Idiots Doing K

An animated show that was masterfully crafted by the incredible warrior “Msmcoolman”

“Idiots Doing K is the best piece of media ever written”
“Frfr”

by Msmcoolman June 9, 2025