The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after

Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026

Butt cheese

When you get sperm in your butt and it’s solidified the smell is described as rotten eggs if it comes out, it comes in a thick gooey substance

Bro, I need to clean my butt cheese

by Dystopian Willy guys January 7, 2026

Dih cheese

Also spelled dick cheese. It means smegma, which are cheesy substance composed of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture that occurs in male and female mammalian genitalia. In males specifically, smegma collects under the foreskin, hence the term dick cheese.

Q: I ordered some pizza, but for some reason they smell like shit.
A: That's dih cheese, dipshit.

by VinHoeOfficial January 8, 2026

Phallus Cheeseburger

When someone mentions something extremely specific. Someone can tag on Phallus cheeseburger or someone can acknowledge the specificness by adding it on themselves

Person 1: What car do you have?
Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l
Person 1: *scoff* Phallus Cheeseburger much?

Person 1: What car do you have

Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l Phallus Cheeseburger
Person 1: *scoff* Yeah, right

by EggLord5170 January 10, 2026

Yakaroni and Cheese

Slang term for Cocaine.

Can you hook me up with any of that yakaroni and cheese?

by Jake Ber December 24, 2007

Shrimp mac and cheese

By far the most garlic saturated food ever... not even kidding.

His breath was so heinous he must have just had shrimp mac and cheese!

by bobbyboy3 October 18, 2008

gorillas and cheese

1. Relations with a man
2. Relations with a hairy man
3. Relations with a fat man
4. Relations with a muscular man
5. Relations with a tall man
6. Relations with any man or woman that reminds you of a gorilla!

Did you have gorillas and cheese?

I hope we get to make some gorillas and cheese tonight.

We did some gorillas and cheese in the dumpster!

by ivanaeataturdpwease October 20, 2008