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Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.
by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022
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Cunt

Dont believe anyone elses definition off a Cunt, this is the only true, real meaning.

A Cunt is a person that does'nt even know the true you, turns on you for absolutely no reason or for example you go into a Government department to ask some information on a particluar subject that they are in charge of and they out of nowhere he or she fkn pounces on you. Thats a Cunt. Or someone that will try to fk you up for no reason but to make themselves look or feel better. Thats a Cunt too. Cunts are everywhere im sorry to say. Its getting harder nowadays to find someine that is not one, if you do meet someone that isnt one, tell them and praise them. Everytime you meet someone that is a Cunt, tell them they are, because the reason they are one to you is that they think you are stupid. So tell them they are a Cunt and you can see straight through their fkd up ways or if you dont want to say it like that, simply say, " I hope you have the type of day that you deserve, thankyou". That does their heads in.
Its used every day by most people in sentences and there is nothing wrong with it as its a description word and you are describing a horrible person, a thing or a place. CUNT=HORRIBLE
by 100 % True. December 19, 2024
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cunt in a box

When you meet someone who is a stupid cunt, and "befriend" them, gain their trust, and then shove them in a box and ship them off to Yugoslavia.
Friend 1: Hey you know that Demi bitch?
Friend 2: Yeah, let's cunt in a box her.
by GoodTimesBro March 14, 2011
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Cunt Miner

Person who brings a girl home or over to a Friends house who is always bitching, or acting like a cunt.
God Damn Brandon why are you such a Cunt Miner
by Nig Horder November 3, 2009
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Priya’s a fat cunt

Someone called priya stewart who is a fat cunt and loves eating fat cunts
Boy- did u hear about the new girl coming to school
Other boy- I heard she loves eating fat cunts
Boy- that must be priya the fat cunt, priya’s a fat cunt
by Atksnfzkzkg December 29, 2022
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Cunt stunt

Stopping a female from having sexual activity whilst they are moist
Female" did u get cock blocked last night"
Female 2" no i got cunt stunted he teasted me n bailed me absalute cunt stunt"
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Cunt Chunk

Discarded tissue leftover from Vaginal Circumcision.
by Miss Deane's Wayward Youth April 28, 2015
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