by Smack, ON GOD April 8, 2020

Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.
Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

The act of deliberately telling a decent joke that normally would receive a simple ha or a mild smile in order to test if a love interest is also interested in the one telling the joke.
Word explanation
Before one is getting in a bath he utilises his pinky to check if the water isn't too hot in order to safely take place in the bath. This act is called doing a pinky
Word explanation
Before one is getting in a bath he utilises his pinky to check if the water isn't too hot in order to safely take place in the bath. This act is called doing a pinky
John: I did a pinky yesterday on Emma
Top: And, did she laugh?
John: Yeah man she was Lolling all over the place!
Tom: Dude, she totally wants the D man.
John: I don't know tho, but I'm sure as hell doing a pinky again on her.
Top: And, did she laugh?
John: Yeah man she was Lolling all over the place!
Tom: Dude, she totally wants the D man.
John: I don't know tho, but I'm sure as hell doing a pinky again on her.
by CutNracker January 2, 2017

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.
Next time I'll take out the dishes first.
Next time I'll take out the dishes first.
by HizerKite November 23, 2023
