dirty peasant

The old man that sits on the edge of the bench and asks you how your day was.
When you get off the bench you realize that he is collecting dog shit .

Life is not what it seemed to be child...

"How was your day?"
"Eeww get away you dirty peasant!!"

by ThatWierdoInTheCorner March 24, 2017

Dirty Annemijn

When you put mayonnaise on a laptop and shove it up someone's pussy until the mayonnaise is used as a replacement cum for lesbians. And then you lick it out. After a month you take it out for some goopy, gone-off mayonnaise.

Girl 1 - "Hey, I like you a lot. Wanna do a Dirty Annemijn?"
Girl 2- "Sure, as long as we have fresh mayonnaise."

by SebXtop September 29, 2021

dirty carlton

The Dirty CarltonSex God of The TBRG has a huge dripping penis of immense girth. Dances whilst coming all over the place.

Dirty Carlton jizzed all over my tits again

by Mr Big C May 7, 2019

Dirty Clara

the dirty clara is when someone drinks so much grape soda that when they take a fat shart it starts to blast them out of their bathroom, out of their house, and into the most outer layer of the atmosphere.

Gege: hey liv where did our friend go?
Liv: she had a little bit too much grape soda at the party last night... she suffered a dirty clara...
Gege: aw dam

by ilikedrinkingbubbles June 2, 2022

Dirty Fairfield

Let him do you while you're on your period and then finish him off with your mouth and you can have your own the bloody mustache
Variations of the Dirty Fairfield include: 1) when a female returns the favor from a man who nose bleeds on her by rubbing her bloody tampon all over his chest in the middle of fornication
2)rubbing your tampon above a mans upper lip so it looks like he had his mustache waxing gone terribly wrong
3)keeping it in super long... and then let it drip on his face

The Dirty Fairfield can only be done once a month.

by psarahdactyl April 2, 2009

Dirty Nevin

When you are eating out your girlfriends ass and she gives you a nasty throat infection.

I was eating out that bitch’s ass and she gave me a Dirty Nevin

by Jdsts June 7, 2020

Dirty Hayley

The act of trying to be the dominant one and your boyfriend shuts it down

Hey baby can I do a dirty Hayley tonight?
No I'm the dominant one and you are gonna beg for what you want from me now as punishment

by Naylz05 May 10, 2021