Snap Bagging

White bitch magic used to confuse the average Monkey. Consists of optical illusions turning at 3.5 in real life into at least a 7.5 on snapchat

That ugly bitch was snap bagging me again... Almost got me this time but I know she is only a 3.5 in real life.

by MikeyThaMonkey March 20, 2015

Bush bags

Aussie tits

Where should I stash my bottle of goon? Tuck it under one of your Bush bags

by Dicky Dickster July 12, 2023

california duffle bag

When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.

She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag

by Retardland November 7, 2013

in my bag

someone who is highly interested in a girl or simping and isn’t letting anyone get in the way of them

“bro cody’s frl in his bag”
“no sorry i’m in my bag”

by geen bean September 4, 2021

Salificious Bag Taggler

Someone that thinks it is ok to hang from construction towers in Los Angeles and dress up like Spiderman to creep people out when they walk by.

"Would you like to be a Salificious Bag Taggler?"
"Those Salificious Bag Tagglers really freak me out."

by Mr. Chibbles March 5, 2008

Speed-bagging

The act of rapidly fisting your partners asshole as fast as you can.

Yo Johnny, I was Speed-bagging this girl last night, She loved it.

by Jehuis Saint Jerome April 24, 2022

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014