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Cunt

A lying, backstabbing, conniving, try-hard, failed marketing shithead, conman politician nicknamed Scummo.
Malcolm: I just saw that Cunt's interview on 7:30. He just spoke right over the top of Leigh Sales
Lucy: Yes I heard that one of the nurses at his birth said, "look at that cunt coming out of that cunt's cunt"
by JoFry May 16, 2022
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I cunt comment

An individual on social media who turns on

‘No reply’ I.E their able to throw their two pence into a debate and run.
‘ Somebody online expressed to me their opinions on the geopolitical status of the Philippines yesterday

‘0 interesting what did you reply back?’

‘ I cunt comment, they were cyber cowards’
by I cunt comment May 18, 2022
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cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye
“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”
by bigdaddygen May 23, 2022
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Cunt is a Corum

Kid name Glasgow used a blue chalk marker on my pizza box and wrote cunt is a corum
by Cat65 May 26, 2022
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Fronts out cunts out

When he's rocking out with his cock out. She's fronts out cunts out
Kylies walking arond the office fronts out cunts out!
by Kaplan squad May 27, 2022
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Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'
by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022
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Justifiable cuntness

When a 3rd party can justify your cunt like actions.
"I've seen you be a cunt to others." "Did they deserve it?" "Yep" "justifiable cuntness. Doesn't count."
by Patty D May 29, 2022
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