One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018

One Time

1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.

2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”

1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*

One time: *flashes lights*

Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.

2 poker player 1: All in.

Player 2: call. I have queens.

Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.

Player 3: i folded Q/10.

Flop 9,2,6 hearts.

Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.

Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!

Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?

River: 6 of spades.

Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.

Player 1: 99 times baby

by Nicbuddy January 9, 2024

Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out

To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.

by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018

a Grandiose one

To call someone a Grandiose or a Grandiose N****r has nothing to do with the character being grandiose, nor is it a play on their ethnicity. It is simply an expression of exasparation at a friend's behaviour.
synonims include: Ass, the N word, Giggan***a

Bob ate the the last spaghet? Man he's such a Grandiose one

by Semicolonioscopy February 26, 2024

National buy your loved one a motorcycle day

The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.

It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.

by zuzzi March 20, 2024

One consistent variable

You don't know how many consistent variables there are and if I had video evidence of a consistent variable that wasn't me you would hack the product ordering system of my place of employment and then all of the people I spoke about online would get fired or transferred within a month.

Hym "You're presupposing that there's only one consistent variable. You can't possibly believe there are not externally imposed circumstances. 'BuT yOu CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT tHoSe BeCaUsE iT cOuLd ReQuIrE mE tO dO sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T wAnT tO' Fucking garbage."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023