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Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.
She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.
by TheeScribe April 30, 2020
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Whale Cock Energy

Whale Cock Energy is when someone is bursting with confidence and doesn't care what anyone says and proves they are confident with anything they say or do and will do anything to impress while also being a kind-hearted person to others while having a cock of a whale
Look At Lewis Brennan With His Whale Cock Energy You Can See The Confidence Brimming With Power Its like He Can Do Anything With Ease
by Dank Me Me July 14, 2020
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Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture or more now as cbt is a type of bdsm.
Ay, Billy yesterday I did some cock and ball torture with your wife.
by I need mentall help August 24, 2020
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suck a ma cock

Becky you need to go toacdonalds and get a suck a ma cock.
by Ohmy87 June 1, 2017
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rag doll cock

When a man’s penis will not stay erect no matter what he tries, he’s got a rag doll cock.
He knew he’d regret getting so drunk, when the hot chick he took home from the pub, couldn’t get him hard. The intoxication left him with rag doll cock. soft rag doll limp
by Candy Bare and JD Holmes February 22, 2018
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Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !
by Fuck scorpion February 3, 2018
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cock n taters

If you've never laid but naked on your bed and let a fan blow sweet fairy kisses on your cock n taters then you haven't lived life.
by dougscales May 5, 2018
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