Bag and Tagger

A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.

John:"God Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body, but she's fugly."
Mark: "She's a Bag and Tagger."

by blaynmendez June 27, 2010

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

fag bag

a brown paper sandwich bag wiht feces, vomit, cum and piss inside, preferably shaken up and then used to brutally beat and subsequently kill a person.

hey bro, lets fag bag that girl

by 1234abduljahesh1234 February 15, 2021

Bag in milk

An Instagram memes that make no sense

There's a pitbull in my bag in milk

by MetroGamezHD June 7, 2018

Tagging and bagging

A game where you push an old granny in a wheelchair down the stairs and then continue to shit on her face and tea bag her.

I was tagging and bagging your mom

by anonymous March 16, 2022

bags

a word used to describe a car with air suspension usually to lower a car when it turns off

guy 1 does that car have bags

guy 2 yes

by -_-ll January 8, 2020

Putting the Banana in the Bag

Taking action that advances a situation, or pushes something or someone forward.

Putting an unripe banana into a paper bag makes the banana ripen faster.

Conversely, messing up or taking a step backwards from a goal would be taking the banana out of the bag.

"Will just bought that girl a drink and took her to the dance floor. He's really putting the banana in the bag tonight."

"You're gonna skip the gym again tonight Berkelee? Really taking the banana out of the bag smh"

"This banana is green. I'm going to put the banana in the bag so I can eat it with breakfast tomorrow"

by MisterHaku May 24, 2018