an asshole just a real shitbag. so awful and all around a garbage guy. there is a reason people get called "jackasses". he is the reason. fuck off jack
by athofear September 18, 2022
Get the Jackmug. Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy
Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!
Conrad: What are you doing?
Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!
Conrad: What are you doing?
Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!
by Chipper 52 July 7, 2010
Get the Crunkin' Jacksmug. The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!mug. a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise
by notdas November 17, 2019
Get the jack vincentmug. An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
Get the jack findleymug. The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.
by 69degrees October 9, 2022
Get the Pursuit Jackmug. by Sch001 15 h311 March 29, 2020
Get the Jackingmug.