When you smoke, drink, exercise, (any habit) to the point that you must do this habit daily and engenders a feeling of withdrawal if you do not.
"Ugh need that morning bowl to get even for court today."
"Long day of work, comin' home to some gin. Boss is a jerk, but now it's time to get even."
"I'm not smoking again, babe, I was just getting even."
"Long day of work, comin' home to some gin. Boss is a jerk, but now it's time to get even."
"I'm not smoking again, babe, I was just getting even."
by femalegingko December 22, 2011
Getting even:
Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.
" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"
"I don't get cold, I get even"
"Can you get the milk out?"
"I don't get milk, I get even"
Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.
" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"
"I don't get cold, I get even"
"Can you get the milk out?"
"I don't get milk, I get even"
by Nathan the master of stupid July 25, 2018
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What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
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