The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.
by 69degrees October 9, 2022

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

by mahimahi July 12, 2023

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

Bartender: "What would you like?"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
by ofiewjofiwef January 23, 2025

by CrimsoniaN69696969 June 27, 2018

by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024
