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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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Rogue one

“I was sitting in math class and got a rogue one!”
by gavinm0003 May 2, 2018
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One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence
Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch
by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018
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One-Upmanship

Expression to describe the dedication shown by someone who is amazingly sentimental with their passion to "one,-up" an opponent, who may or may not actually be concerned with the ability of the former.
"Yo, I tried to get a handful of them zoom-zooms, but several trust fund bitches were all about that one-upmanship, offering over cost for a bulk amount that should receive bulk rates.."
by UpallNite December 11, 2021
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one-anothering

One anothering is when you do things for others.

It came to me from the Bible. There are over 50 times where the phrase "one another" is used. Take care of one another. lead one another, mentor one another. feed one another. love one another and so on. I have a tattoo that says "One another each other.... God" as a daily reminder to do for others... My friends, Show love to each other.. One another each other.
We need to teach our kids to one-another each other.

Especially in this time of crisis... We need to one-another each other.

One-anothering should be taught to children early on to help them learn compassion and empathy...
by Dani65 April 5, 2020
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one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.
Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.
by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014
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One Horse Pony

A racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, transphobic word for a person who has a skin color of the shade non white.
"Your a one horse pony"
-Joe Biden
by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020
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