Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistlemug. by gavinm0003 May 2, 2018
Get the Rogue onemug. by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018
Get the One at ninemug. Expression to describe the dedication shown by someone who is amazingly sentimental with their passion to "one,-up" an opponent, who may or may not actually be concerned with the ability of the former.
"Yo, I tried to get a handful of them zoom-zooms, but several trust fund bitches were all about that one-upmanship, offering over cost for a bulk amount that should receive bulk rates.."
by UpallNite December 11, 2021
Get the One-Upmanshipmug. One anothering is when you do things for others.
It came to me from the Bible. There are over 50 times where the phrase "one another" is used. Take care of one another. lead one another, mentor one another. feed one another. love one another and so on. I have a tattoo that says "One another each other.... God" as a daily reminder to do for others... My friends, Show love to each other.. One another each other.
It came to me from the Bible. There are over 50 times where the phrase "one another" is used. Take care of one another. lead one another, mentor one another. feed one another. love one another and so on. I have a tattoo that says "One another each other.... God" as a daily reminder to do for others... My friends, Show love to each other.. One another each other.
We need to teach our kids to one-another each other.
Especially in this time of crisis... We need to one-another each other.
One-anothering should be taught to children early on to help them learn compassion and empathy...
Especially in this time of crisis... We need to one-another each other.
One-anothering should be taught to children early on to help them learn compassion and empathy...
by Dani65 April 5, 2020
Get the one-anotheringmug. by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014
Get the one legged hookermug. A racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, transphobic word for a person who has a skin color of the shade non white.
by Big Nasty 2665 December 23, 2020
Get the One Horse Ponymug.