One Eyed Cock

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!

Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”

by Curly26 June 24, 2019

Mormon Cock Block

In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism

I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it

by losers_is_me July 5, 2019

Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock 🤤

Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant slovak cock looks so hot!

by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019

Stuffed Cheesy Cock

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.

Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

suck a ma cock

Something girls get at Macdonalds.

Becky you need to go toacdonalds and get a suck a ma cock.

by Ohmy87 June 1, 2017

rag doll cock

When a man’s penis will not stay erect no matter what he tries, he’s got a rag doll cock.

He knew he’d regret getting so drunk, when the hot chick he took home from the pub, couldn’t get him hard. The intoxication left him with rag doll cock. soft rag doll limp

by Candy Bare and JD Holmes February 22, 2018

Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .

Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !

by Fuck scorpion February 3, 2018