college cheese

How some people say the phrase, "cottage cheese".

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025

got cheese

sucking the dick cheese off your homie

bro you got cheese for me?

by velijely September 14, 2025

No cheese

Another way to say "no cap". aka, i'm not lying

Yasmine: u guys im gonna be a barden bella!
Bama: cut the butter, you're full of shit sista!
Yasmine: no cheese!!!!

by rawshiiiit September 19, 2025

Texas Cheese Whistle

a Texas Cheese Whistle is when your partner collects your foreskin "cheese" over time and on a special occasion lathers your dick in it and chows down on it like a BBQ brisket while also making sure to eat all the old and new foreskin cheese, this only works if you have a big dick because everything is big in Texas.

Hey bro how was last night with Jessica?
It was amazing bro we did the Texas Cheese Whistle while she was on her period!!

by oneguy21425 September 30, 2025

Chili Cheese Rollup

Dirahea shitting in a uncircumcised cheese dick then jacking him off till he tops it with gooey jiz

He wanted a gas station chili dog but I gave him a chili cheese rollup instead

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

chopped cheese

someone who is unbelievably ugly

god she looks like chopped cheese

by brigrif October 8, 2025