lick my balls

the act of licking balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls

by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022

The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.

Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

by Davie Dee November 8, 2019

kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book

James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.

by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020

Big Bitch Balls

Meaning a female that has bigger balls than a man because the man is a pussy.

That nigga over there has some big bitch balls.

by 420kingbong November 22, 2016

Dragon ball Z

Dragon ball Z is an anime and manga written by Akira Toriyama. Dragon ball Z's main character is named " Son Goku " He comes from a planet named "Vegeta". People who live there are called Saiyans. They have multiple powers. And it all relies on KI (energy ) And strength. One day their new force leader named Freiza Blew up the planet! To make a long story short. He got picked up by some old dude named Gohan. Married Chi-Chi. Had a son named Gohan and killed Frieza with his new form Super saiyan Witch multiplies his abilities by like 100x. And then some people brought him back. Frieza got killed again and then Goku mastered ultra instinct and killed some dude named jiren and then brought back all the universes that died because of some reason. Good lord.

Me: Dragon ball Z is great

Friend: We both recommend it.

Me: Yup!

by That one earthworm :3 March 1, 2021

rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)

John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.

by weyus May 7, 2020

balls deep in a damien

when you are really, really in trouble.

When you mom counts down from 3 you should say "Balls deep in a Damien!"

by juoemama August 8, 2022