Your Grandma's Hot

You want to have sex with someone

Dude, your grandma's hot!

by Slurpky January 13, 2008

get your money up and your height up

when youre broke asf but also short

get your money up and your height up

by stokeleysrose December 7, 2021

Toss Your Salad

This means to jack off or to beat your meat. Not to eat ass. That is "cleaning your kitchen."

As a 16year old boy, I "tossed my salad" regularly.

by IamtherealZander August 28, 2005

slow your roll

When a guy is having sex with a fat chick and she is on top, and her rolls go up and down

Hey baby! I think we should have sex and I wanna you to slow your roll

by rogue16 August 23, 2011

Hows your bird?

all it means WATUP!!!

Hows your bird? its flying high!= watup? im straight!

by W.p./T.f December 22, 2008

fucking with your mind

inserting your dick into someones ear. also used to shut someone up real quick.

Person 1:hey man fuck you and your mom.i fucked your mom and sister last night.
Person 2:hey man can i stick my dick in your ear and fuck with your mind?

after you have said that to the annoying prick that is about 12 or 14 years old..they should come back with that same boring shit they always. like Fuck, Bitch, Your Mom, Your Sister...etc.

by Brandon January 1, 2004

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007