Flagpole Glovebox

When you lay flat on the reclined passenger seat of your car, stick your legs in the glovebox , and a companion shoves a mini handheld flagpole into your rectum, followed by a barrage of heavy cream fired into your mouth at an approximate speed of 15 mph.

Dude, Izaiah totally nailed that Flagpole Glovebox last night!

by shahahas May 21, 2024

Gleeble Glorf

These are the most silly of cats that also devour human souls, and a ton of cat treats, while also being stupid

My gleeble glorf stole my soul when I slept

by Orphan Eater June 10, 2024

Snow-globe

Somebody who does a lot of Coke to the point where their nose needs moisturizing from how raw it is

Person A: why’s Grant always blowing his nose ?
Person B: oh he’s a bit of a snow-globe

by $t0rm June 13, 2024

Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes

John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

by ThatOneGuardianboi March 6, 2024

Gleep glorp

An individual that acheives gratification through physical stimulation with PVA glue

"Why does jorge keep taking the glue into the bathroom with him?"
"Idk man he must be a gleep glorp"
"Thats a sticky one styll"

by Papaswine March 19, 2024

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

fry glove

A taboo sex move popular in Ohio, Kentucky, and Wisconsin. Typically involves a glove filled with fries (wedges are also an acceptable substitute), a bag of cheese, and at least three people.

“My wife and I had a really big fight yesterday, so I surprised her today by finally doing the fry glove with her and my best friend and our relationship has never been better.”

by KFCheesebag January 2, 2025