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Misery Whore

A person who puts themself through numerous intellectual/physical experiences to feel pleasure (not sexual).
"I have a PhD in biomedical engineering and I plan on attending law school and working in big law."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."
by MinkCrushMonday November 29, 2025
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man whore

anyone named dylan matthew sullivan
by suckmywang.com December 10, 2025
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Whimsical Whore

Whimsical → playful, capricious, fanciful
Whore → a term historically referring to a sex worker, now largely considered pejorative and stigmatizing.
A funny playful whore.
Aryan is a whimsical whore; He embodies a whimsical defiance of conventional moral boundaries.
by melissa1212 December 12, 2025
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Whore

According to Webster’s dictionary, the word whore can refer to any woman, as a term of abuse and disparagement
You whore! Or You bitch!
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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Paused-whore

Pronounced •Pore•zed•horr•

Someone who stares at only doors with their mouth agape, waiting for literally anyone to walk in - seemingly because they are in desperate need of entertainment
I bored Harry out of his mind so badly he became a paused-whore
by Slippers January 21, 2025
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Whore

1. A person who engages in sex acts for money

2. Disparaging and Offensive. a person who is sexually promiscuous.
3. a person who sacrifices personal principles or uses someone or something in a base or unworthy manner, usually for money:
So basically a person (typically females) pay ppl to have sex with them
Whore
by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025
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Whores Funnel

Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)

Definition:

A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.

It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).

From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.

Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!

Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.

Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.

Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025
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