Bartender: "What would you like?"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
by ofiewjofiwef January 23, 2025
Get the Jack McQuiremug. The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010
Get the Spoon-jackedmug. The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!mug. by fnakjnfaKJwef June 16, 2022
Get the Jack Xiaomug. by Sch001 15 h311 March 29, 2020
Get the Jackingmug. a little boy with no social skills and was born from jesus, he has a setanic heart and loves his chair being kicked
by Flpppp November 3, 2016
Get the jack dowdmug. the act of a ginger haired jack mailing his green pubes to his friends, then traditionally the friends of the ginger will stick the pubes up their ass while proceeding to jerk it to a livestream on discord.
Person 1: "yo my friend did the dirty ginger jack to me"
Person 2: "That's sigma, did you stick they pubes up your ass and york it on discord."
Person 2: "That's sigma, did you stick they pubes up your ass and york it on discord."
by Toyota Camry March 10, 2025
Get the Dirty Ginger Jackmug.