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Jack Xiao

A guy that likes the taste of ass. Also the strangest jit alive
Alex: Nacho fries taste like ass
Jack Xiao: Ass tastes nice
by fnakjnfaKJwef June 16, 2022
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jack vincent

a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise
by notdas November 17, 2019
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Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010
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Pursuit Jack

The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.
Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.
by 69degrees October 9, 2022
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Jacking

1. Dude I was jacking all night long
2.yeah I know I had to clean your sheet's
by Sch001 15 h311 March 29, 2020
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Jack Riddle

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence
by mahimahi July 12, 2023
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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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