One

The number 1

"One person"

by _.moth._ July 18, 2022

One

Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:

“Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”

by Gigajules May 01, 2019

ONE

On the Next Event; SEE YOU AT ANOTHER SOCIAL GATHERING

Im gonna pass through next time son, one

by CHRIS JOSEPH October 13, 2004

One

The number of brain cells you have left.

"lol I have legit one brain cell"

by IdiotJuice69 May 04, 2022

One

The lonely number

one is the lonely number

by yourboi ali a January 13, 2019

One

One is a number that follows zero and precedes two. In scientific notation, it is written as ten to the 0 zeroth power.

Person A: Hey, where did all the apples go?
Person B: Oh I ate them and left one.

by Isaac Pennachi February 06, 2022

one

goodbye to someone in which you mean to say, 2 people becoming 1.

see you later baby, one!

by Shanikama December 12, 2005