Dick in a Box

The best Halloween costume ever. Guy, in a box, acting like a dick.

Guy: What tha hell are you supposed 2B?
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!

by VirginxOuija October 23, 2009

G-dick

a phat dick that is 6 inches or longer and knows how to work(most of the time only comes with black males but not all the time)

I met this black guy at a party and he had some G-dick

by G-dick man January 11, 2005

bad dick

when you penis has been naughty it is called a bad dick

bad dick! go back to your masters hand! it doesn't belong in someones ear!

by speedy! :D December 26, 2003

Dick Badcock

Punk Rock n' Roll guitar player, hailing from Skeetown Michigan, that plays for "the Badcocks". Known for fucking your girl, drinking your beer and punching you in the face.

Nigga!!!! You just got Dick Badcocked!!!!!

by d. Badcock October 21, 2010

urban dick

Noun. Male. A pathetic loser who peruses the Urban Dictionary website for definitions of degraging and pretty much impossible sexual positions. He then e-mails them to his computer programmer friends who laugh loudly in their cubicles while eating Hot Pockets and drinking Mr. Pibb. This particular species of dick rarely uses his own on a live person and smells as offensive as his entries.

Reginald's wife divorced him because he is an urban dick.

by E. Baker September 17, 2006

Kick Dick

1.) A kick that was intended to strike the scrotum but slightly missed the intended target. Thus, the kicking foot impacts into the penis rather than the testicles.
2.) A violent move in which someone kicks someone else in the penis as a warning of where the next kick will strike.

Jennifer warned John that she would Kick Dick him if he didn't shut up.

by Jennifer22 November 3, 2007

Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.

Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick

by bennycnz March 30, 2010