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never let you down

by IsaacDFunky October 7, 2024
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let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
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Slow it down make it bouncy

Slow it down make it bouncy.

Es ist kein einfaches Wort oder nur ein Sinnloser Satz,

es ist eine Lebenseinstellung.

Nimm diese Weisheit mit in dein zukünftiges leben, und nie wird dir an irgendetwas mangeln.

höre Slow it down make it bouncy
fühle Slow it down make it bouncy
WERDE Slow it down make it bouncy

darauf das deine Slow it down make it Bouncy-heit dir immer beistehen wird.
Der Shorty in blue meint "Slow it down make it bouncy", der Shorty in blue ist unser wahrer Captain. höre auf ihn. Also los. Slow it down make it bouncy

Yuyu superior.
by AvarageKpopStanHEHEHE January 10, 2024
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Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…
by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024
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The double down

When a bunch of you men invite over a prostitute and with her permission one dick gives her anal one dick in her vagina she gives a dick head and gives to dickes a handgob and the the leftover dick goes in her anus at the same time as the other one
Me and the boys invited a prostitue over last night and gave her The double down
by The Double down January 17, 2024
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The tree fell down

What you want to say when you are saying that a specific tree fell down.
Tim said to his friend Jim "The tree fell down right here." and not even a few seconds later a tree had fallen down on Jim. He was fine in the end but he had to get another job because he couldn't afford to pay his medical bills to the Hospital.
by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024
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Full Coin Down

When a mammal (typically a cat) places its bare asshole on a surface
Girl: My cat sat on my pillow “full coin down” and left a gnarly streak.

Guy: That’s fucking disgusting!
by Sad cat owner February 9, 2024
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