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Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel
1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."
by tendonuts June 12, 2014
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stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.
I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.
by K.A.G February 2, 2014
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Fog Nuts

A term typically used by stoners on camping trips to refer to the consumption of weed and trail mix simultaneously.
Pass the dank so I can turn my trail mix into fog nuts.
by dankster24 December 18, 2014
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DeeZ Nuts

A Word that a drunk kid used and is now quite famous over Deez Nuts
by Jimmy Bop Poop December 15, 2015
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deez nuttz

An insane Internet meme that started with one guy. Normally followed by obnoxious laughter, can often be used as an awful answer to a joke.
Mom- what are you doing?
Kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA
((See it's not actually funny even though people think it still is. It was only funny for a couple days. Just drop it already. ))

School kid- Aye guess what
Other kid- what?

School kid- I got something in the mail!!!
Other kid- ooooo what was it???
School kid- DEEZ NUTTZ HAAAA GOT EM
by MagicalHottopicLover April 29, 2016
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Deez Nutz For Real

A variation of Deez Nutz of people who appreciate the original joke and know it isn't originally from the vine of "Deez Nutz Got eem!" For those who don't know. The phrase was used, but became popular in Dr Dre's first solo album The Chronic (1993). In which there was a song entitled "Deez Nutz" was featured. In which the intro features Dre's half brother Warren G tell a Deez Nutz joke. Also "Got Eem" comes from the same album on the track "F*ck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody Is Celebrating". Now the world knows the truth.
Steven: "Hey dude guess what? ... Deez Nutz! Ha Got eem!"

Josh: "Man you don't know Deez Nutz For Real so shut your mouth!"
by TheyCallMeBoBo August 10, 2016
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DEZZ NUTZ

It is an internet meme using a guy prank calling someone and saying "DEZZ NUTZ, HA GOTEEM!"
by LukeBGC April 24, 2017
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