jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jack

Loves sucking D

I woke up and my D felt dry
Where you in the same room as Jack
Yes

Oohhhhh

by Dambitch69 October 9, 2020

Jack Avery

Jack Avery's pretty cute, sweet & kind. he had ramen noodles but rn he has two penne (a type of pasta). he has a baby named Lavander (born in 2019).

Jack Avery's happily date to Zach Herron, the member of the band Why Don't We (IG: @whydontwemusic ).

Jack Avery's anxious & sometime he has panic attacks.

He has a beautiful voice, literally.

Jack isn't Jack being Jack. he's the funniest guy I've ever known but only if he opened up with others (a lil' bit rare).

Jack loves so much Zach & everyone knows that. bye.

jachary's real & nothing else!<33
yesterday i met Jack Avery.. he was so close with me :/

by lookatme. November 23, 2021

Jack

Jack is overall nice, intelligent, good-looking, and somebody you can count on to be there. He's very outgoing with his closest friends and loves deeply no matter the relationship. Although he is very shy with new people, he always tries his best to seem confident when he speaks. He never wants to leave things on the bad side and always strives to fix his mistakes. He wants everybody in his life to be positively impacted by his presence and always tries to be a shining light. Though he has all these things he's always hard on himself. He seems to always downsize himself and never understands how amazing he truly is. So if you find a Jack, remind him every day that he is more than enough and that not everybody's perfect.

Stranger: "Hey, who's that guy over there?"
Friend: "Oh that's Jack, he's the therapist of our friend group."

by GodSpeed1681 February 26, 2024

jack

a guy whom is so homosexual that normal gay people are beyond horrified of him

"he fucked my ass so hard it started to bleed he must be a jack"

by papa jew October 14, 2022

flapy jacks

fat people jumping jacks.

Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)

by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012

jack the daniel

1. The act of jerking off; Masturbation

1 : Dude, see that guy over there?
2 : Yeah..
1 : He’s gonna jack the daniel.

by peterparker430 November 2, 2022