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logan goldthorpe

Destroyer of the children's third hole.
by PariParu PV April 20, 2022
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super golf

When someone is doing some absolute random bullshit that nobody cares about instead of doing what they either need to do or what everyone else wants them to do.
"Dude, quit playin fuckin' super golf and get on your damn XBox"
by Quintarius Ovactarion May 11, 2022
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On golly

On golly is basically means you mean it but you don’t really mean it at the same time
Person 1: I sucked your dads toes last night
Person 2:on golly!
by Voldemort.com June 5, 2022
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Andrew Golden

a genious kid who lost his way and became prostitute on the train station to get money for video games.
-i saw john yesterday, he turned out to be andrew golden:(
by wnuk młynarza June 10, 2022
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Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.
My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fools gold.
by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022
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The Golliwogs

Another name for the band CCR, or Creedence Clearwater Revival, prior to 1968. CCR is a staple in the record collection of any rural American grandpa.
Dave: I listened to an album by the Golliwogs the other day.

Bob: The golliwogs? What are you, 70? Creedence Clearwater Revival hasn’t been called that since the late 60s.
by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022
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Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
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