Woo

When you go for a wank and then after that you do a poo

Mum- ‘What were you doing in the toilet

Jimmy-‘ I went for a woo

by Raging bell pole May 5, 2023

smirsty wursty woo woo

smirsty wursty woo woo is a spleshal pet name for someone very spleslies..... smirsty is like smirsten a brilliant person wursty is what her sister calls her cos shes the wurstyest in the world at being a nice person and woo woo cos its sorta like poo poo our favy words

smirsty wursty woo woo, nite pooey bum bum smells you in the morning!

by stueypoo December 7, 2011

woo wap

A way of typing sex, but without typing sex. The seggs 😼

Jon: hey watchu know about the woo wap

by 🤑🤠🤡 May 19, 2021

woo stain

a drip of disgusting frotch juice thats only produced by drunk red headed women on weekends.

u aint nothing but a woo stain on a flea brain

by jtw206 May 12, 2009

Wooten woo

Noun. A term for having sex/ sexy time.
Pronounced woo-ten wooo

Bethany and her bro got down to it last night. They totally Wooten wooed!

by lizzierascal August 30, 2020

Wee-Woo Bus

Comedic term for an ambulance, a more patient friendly joke name than the "Meat Wagon"

Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!

by Aggbir September 12, 2022

mouth woo

Making out with another human.

Dude I mouth wooed her last night.

by johnakbar February 15, 2017