Pinball Wizard

A guy's junk, more specifically, penis and balls.

Did you see that? I hit him right in the Pinball Wizard!

by krycek1013 May 25, 2011

Josh The Space Wizard

A guy who wants a go fund me for a bad dragon dildo

Josh the space wizard: Im not gay

Everyone: Explain wanting a dildo

by Not Jay(im hoppy) July 28, 2021

Wizard retard day

On February 4th members of the vetex discord celebrate the day the "wizard retard game" chain was created

Happy wizard retard day!

by passwordwastaken December 18, 2021

take a wizard of oz

The classier and more magical way of declaring you need to take a huge whiz.

Mike: Dang dude, I've had to piss for hours. I'm gonna go take a Wizard of Oz!
Alec: Follow the yellow brick road!

by AlrightHamilton February 03, 2021

red wizard hat

Something impossible to find on the internet.

"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."

by ThePeoplesWebsite January 10, 2019

Weird Like Wizards

Cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.

A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!

by Della Hell March 17, 2010

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?

Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

by Stupid_Bastard February 17, 2019