malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.
When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.
by fishgaming June 21, 2024
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Cavs hockey

You are automatically elite in the school when you play cavs hockey. May not score on the ice but they score off it. Cavs hockey throws the best parties and all the girls want a cavs penis in and around their mouths. Girls are always in your car and you probably forget what it’s like to drive without getting road head. Only credentials to make the team is that your a poon slayer and have at least 10 kills
“I play cavs hockey she wants to fuck me, she wants my penis in and around her mouth”
by Kazookid123 April 29, 2018
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Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.
Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.
by January's_cold December 11, 2023
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Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
by Sage of the North October 13, 2023
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Turf hockey

Turf hockey is one of the most physical demanded sports on the body. It helps you become stronger, fitter, quicker and have stronger reflexes. Hockey is one of the most skill-based sports out there, as using a stick to move the ball around needs a high level of coordination — especially since you’re constantly on the move. Whoever plays turf hockey is a very strong fast and powerful person.
People who play turf hockey are very powerful
by Rednight July 12, 2020
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Hockey disco

Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.
“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”
by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019
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