wet hockey

a game of hockey but its a very hot day
or a standard match of water polo

bart: water polo is just wet hockey

by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025

hockey sockey

Punching someone in the throat.

Curtis: *being annoying*

Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!

Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!

Curtis: *sits in silence*

by Hreesecup2469 December 15, 2017

Hockey Bro

Nolan

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro

by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022

Cavs hockey

You are automatically elite in the school when you play cavs hockey. May not score on the ice but they score off it. Cavs hockey throws the best parties and all the girls want a cavs penis in and around their mouths. Girls are always in your car and you probably forget what it’s like to drive without getting road head. Only credentials to make the team is that your a poon slayer and have at least 10 kills

“I play cavs hockey she wants to fuck me, she wants my penis in and around her mouth”

by Kazookid123 May 31, 2018

junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

by Blames Johns May 21, 2017

hockey

a very canadian sport where big men slap a piece of rubber that slightly resembles an oreo with carbon fiber sticks while they have knives strapped to their feet and punch each other in an attempt to win a large hunk of silver.

person 1: wanna watch the hockey game?

person 2: are the wild on?
person 1: yessir

by spicy cucumbers April 3, 2022